All right! Let’s play Bamboozled!
+ True American
= all I wanna ever really be doing.
It’s a way of giving the finger, without actually having to give it.
- when people don't sit next to me on the bus: offended and relieved
- when someone sits next to me: irritated yet flattered
THIS IS A PUPPY IT’S NOT EVEN A FULL-GROWN DOG AND IT UNDERSTANDS “NO” IT IS NOT EVEN A YEAR OLD AND YOU’RE TELLING ME TEENAGE BOYS AND MEN CAN’T UNDERSTAND THE CONCEPT OF “NO.” THAT IS BULLSHIT.